didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
