we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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