he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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