i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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