Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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