we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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