no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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