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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize