Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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