Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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