just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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