Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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