fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Moan for me like Helen Keller
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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