so explain again why im purple
no
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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