Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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