Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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