Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize