The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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