maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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