If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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