He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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