Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
handjob tips. give me some.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
