I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize