just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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