needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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