I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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