i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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