Kiss
Puke
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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