i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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its like you know when i get waxed
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I think my moral compass just broke
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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