Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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