I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i dont even know how to be here
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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