Bisexual people are plain selfish.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Everything about him screamed your future.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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