I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
This is the high leading the old right now
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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