i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
There r osticjed everywhere
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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