Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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