how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
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Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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