I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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