Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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