he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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