I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I enjoy the company of your penis
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