So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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