everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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