i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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