Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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