for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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