I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
