The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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