Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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