just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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