I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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