It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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