Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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